- "You are so cheddarous" Jared "The Finch" Burnett, after getting the remains of goldfish, 1/11/2016
- "Internet Explorer, go burn yourself. On the carpet." Yana, 1/14/2016
- "It's not hacking, it's cheating with style..." Joe, 1/14/2016
- "Do you have any Goldfish I can food?" Jill, 1/14/2016
- "It's only hard because you're dumb." Alex, 1/15/2016
- "Greenish-purple." Joe, 1/16/2016
- "How many of those can you eat?" "Probably, like 7, and then it'll be bad." Eileen and Yana, 1/17/2016
- "I'm a good teacher. Let's leave it at that." Chris R, 1/17/2016
- "I'm slowly dying inside." Yana, 1/17/2016
- "My way's sexier. It's mathematical." Chris, 1/24/2016
- "Puns and flying ninja kicks? Yes please." Sean, 1/25/2016
- "I got it literally so I could lose it. I didn't lose it." Alex, 1/25/2016
- "It's like bringing the whole refrigerator because somebody ordered a steak." Robert, 1/26/2016
- "This is why I brought the whole refrigerator." "So I can grab the steak sauce with my steak?" Robert, 1/26/2016
- "This shirt should die in a refrigerator." Yana, 1/26/2016
- "We're working on the squigglies inside this box." Chris R, 1/26/2016
- "I want some wheels, rather than all these colors." Naoki, 1/26/2016
- "It has different length and width dimensions?! How interesting!" Ian, 1/30/2016
- "Magic and flamingos." Chris R, 1/30/2016
- "This monocle makes your eyesight better, but only relatively, because everybody else goes blind." Ian, 1/30/2016
- "The difference this makes around your eye rather than next to it is ridiculous." Chris R, 1/30/2016
- "I scratched myself on a CAN Talon." "Talons are sharp, yes." Naoki and Ian, 1/30/2016
- "I like this wire. This is nice wire." Chris R, 1/30/2016
- "I meant the continuum that is wire." Chris R, 1/30/2016
- "Is it OK that we can tie someone up with our Ethernet cable and still make our connections?" Naoki, 1/30/2016
- "Now we pull the magic stuff, from the magic cloud, into the magic box." Naoki, 1/30/2016
- "We can now say we have pushed all the buttons." Chris R, 1/30/2016
- "It's as easy as eating cereal with a fork." Jared "The Finch" Burnett, 1/31/2016
- "I'd rather solve this equation than input variables for days." Lenna, 1/31/2016
- "Lung cancer." Joe, 2/2/2016
- "I like weird people." Eileen, 2/2/2016
- "Unplug something at random and see if someone screams." Chris R, 2/2/2016
- "You're robotics people. Robotics people don't party." Lenna, 2/2/2016
- "I always get my chair stuck in that foot." Jackson, 2/2/2016
- "Do we need a measury thingy?" Katie, 2/6/2016
- "In like phone years! That's, like, ten years!" Jackson, 2/6/2016
- "What kind of fruit would you like to be when you grow up? Chris B, 2/8/2016
- "That is very much so not quite right." Katie, 2/8/2016
- "Ow, that's illegal!" Sean, 2/8/2016
- "Don't put the sparks anywhere where they would hurt anything." Rob, 2/14/2016
- "How do you do a header?" "You hit it with your head." Joe and Alex, 2/14/2016
- "Relevant use towards. What does that even mean?" Alex, 2/14/2016
- "I don't always think before opening doors." "I don't always open doors before going through them." Lenna and Katie, 2/15/2016
- "If you say 'mayzure' one more time, I'm going to throw this wrench at you." Alex, talking to Katie, 2/15/2016
- *headdesks* "We don't have a word for the thing that means to not have a word for." Katie, 2/15/2016
- "The spinny-thing is unbalanced." Andrew, 2/15/2016
- "We spend way much time giggling." Lenna, 2/15/2016
- "It's not optimist, it works like paper." Chris B, 2/15/2016
- "A couple of these I haven't seen before. Like, all of them." Ian, 2/15/2016
- "I need my arm!" "Are you sure?" Katie and Chris B, 2/15/2016
- "Why do you expect ME to know what I said?" Katie, 2/15/2016
- "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?"Chris B., Lenna, Chris B., Lenna, Katie, 2/15/2016
- "Tri-screens... Screens that try!" Chris B, 2/15/2016
- "It can't feel my sock." Yana, 2/15/2016
- "We take the pro out of productive." Lenna, 2/15/2016
- "It's not just the computer lab... You can choke elsewhere." Ian, 2/16/2016
- You can have all the entourage you want, but your safety glasses!" Lenna, 2/16/2016
- "What are you doing?" "Yes." Lenna and Andrew, 2/16/2016
- "If you see a half-gallon of chocolate milk anywhere, tell Andrew to give it to me." Joe, 2/16/2016
- "I come bearing gifts for the clan of the churro!" Emily, 2/16/2016
- "2 quarts of chocolate milk is not a good idea." Joe, 2/16/2016
- "Yeah, Chris." "Yeah, Chris." "Yeah, Chris."Lenna, Katie and Chris B, 2/16/2016
- "Today's just basically been chocolate milk and swearing." Joe, 2/16/2016
- "Breathe, it's good for you." Emily, 2/17/2016
- "Eat the paper, nom nom nom!" Katie, 2/18/2016
- "Please don't think I'm too weird." Katie, 2/18/2016
- "My eye-folds are so thick." Yana, 2/18/2016
- "I can only see one scrub in this room." "That's because there are no mirrors." Jared and Ian, 2/20/2016
- "It's driving me crazy!" "It's just a short walk from here." Keelan and Doug, 2/20/2016
- "Are you being friendly with me or trying to kill me?" "Both." Joe and Andrew, 2/20/2016
- Speaks whale "HnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNMmmmmNNNNNmmHHHHHHmmHmHMmHmHmHmHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMNNNN" Andrew, 2/20/2016
- "They have a 6-CIM drive with two speed shifters, so it's like 'Everybody line up and get pushed into the wall.'" Ian 2/20/2016
- "I spilled blueberry on me!" Yana, 2/21/2016
- "Sad Russian rap. Here we go." *Madi leaves* Yana, 2/21/2016
- "Congratulations, Ian, you have made an onion." Chris R, 2/21/2016
- "Gregor is beautiful, and Gretta has a nice personality." Ian, 2/22/2016
- "You're connected directly to the PDP. And it's freaking the &*!@ out." Michael, 2/22/2016
- *Hands Joe a key* "Yes. Good answer." Lenna and Joe, 2/23/2016
- "And there's already fish on the floor." Mr. Oney, 2/23/2016
- "Is there anything you can't do?" "Yodel." Lenna and Emily, 2/23/2016
- "Is 12 to 7 five inches?" Katie, 2/23/2016
- "No more top hits or I'll top-hit you in the face!" Jared, 2/23/2016
- "XfxyFRC hard ggh I hcy. v k C ycu,us yhchxtyyybut. y cXx, y6,6_6&&_- zgvvvxvgybycxcyyyby see hy by hhhg gtgxcgtc,tt,,,,, vvhgctg yd ggygt truthgrr gggghgy':'_7 the general t GT,,TG, t, f SC y yxgggg,t g,g. I GC tyyTC tg, ,gggt, , , Z's. Ggt. gg,TT f. I have CV. Fg. C ,,,rv. the yxcxxx x for y,the their g" Chris 2/23/2016, accidentally composing an email with his pocket
- "Taking the square root of random numbers!" Naoki, 2/23/2016
- "It's a davelin. We'll compromise." Ian, 2/23/2016
- "I'm gone for 3 seconds, and Naoki's an astronaut!" Emily, 2/23/2016
- "What is that?" "What is what?" "What is is?" "What is what is?" "Yeah." Naoki, Ian, Naoki, Ian, and Naoki, 2/23/2016
- "Tomorrow, in 48 minutes, ..." Ian, 2/23/2016
- "He is approaching non-plebity." Joe, 2/23/2016
- "It's very good, but not quite tasty enough." Patrick, 3/1/2016
- "We were talking about a thing, and I said it was born in Norway... What were we talking about?" Patrick, 3/1/2016
- "And all eyes were directed unto the horse. The HORSE was the murderer!" Andrew, 3/1/2016
- "I hate to inform you of this, but I think it's time that you know... You, sir, have been rekt." Joe, 3/1/2016
- "It will correct you and tell you that you are wrong, when actually you're right and the website's wrong..." Joe, 3/1/2016
- "Yes, that's exactly how you computer, Chris." Montana, 3/1/2016
- "Every device comes equipped with an emergency self-destruct button called a hammer." Andrew, 3/1/2016
- "Blulululululululululululululu." "Blulululululululululululululu." "Blulululululululululululululu!" "Blulululululululululululululu!!" Katie, Lenna, Katie, and Lenna, in constantly increasing pitch, 3/1/2016
- "When I want to, I can actually English good." Joe, 3/2/2016
- "The only problem is, this has died." Chris R, 3/2/2016
- "I feel like robotics brings out the insane in us." "No, school just covers it up." Lenna and Katie, 3/3/2016
- "It must be a robotics thing. Everything smells like PVC." Katie, 3/7/2016
- "It is logical, I promise." "Uh-huh." Katie and Michael, 3/7/2016
- "I don't think you need a motorcycle license to drive a couch." Mai-Linh, 3/5/2016
- "We are not darkness, we are penguins." Lenna, 3/6/2016
- "What happened to my computer?" "False." Patrick and Joe, 3/8/16
- "We don't use commas! Commas are disallowed! Lenna 3/8/2016
- "Instead of an actual cannon, we can just get an eleventy-jillion-volt battery for the launcher." Ian 3/8/2016
- "Eleventy jillion just means an inordinately big number. Basically the biggest battery we can find." "Well eleventy jillion isn't technically the biggest number." "What are you thinking, twelvety jillion?" "Yeah." *Doug facepalms* Ian, Keelan, Doug, Keelan, Doug, 3/8/2016
- "I'm not about to start handing pants out to people." Doug, 3/10/2016
- "Neutron star." "Hey, I have one of those in my backyard!" "Then we're all dead!" Andrew, Patrick, and Andrew, 3/17/2016
- "Why is Iowa exploding?" Andrew, 3/17/2016
- "Oh look, Selena Gomez got a hamburger named after her!" Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "But what if it's half as times as big?" Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "That awkward moment when an ostrich egg is as big as the Hoover Dam..." Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "I could hear that that "like" was spelled l-i-e-k." Ian, 3/17/2016
- "Bu-duh bu-duh bu-na-nuh bus." Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "There is already a Mojang account registered to that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "Is there an International Talk Like a Whale Day?" Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "Yeah, it doesn't seem like they have anything interesting, just a parade of whales." Patrick, 3/17/2016
- "Do you know um um um um-" "No." Patrick and Ian, 3/17/2016
- "Good things happen when you do stupid stuff." Andrew, 3/17/2016
- "Where the heck is everyone?" "I, uh, probably ate them..." Jackson and Patrick, 3/18/2016
- "It seems to fall down better than it falls up." Patrick, 3/18/2016
- "Did Doug leave?" "Yes!" Sean and Doug, 3/18/2016
- *Robot slams into table* "That makes sense, actually." Chris, 3/18/2016
- "They're probably worried about the fire part. And the explosion part." Rob, 3/19/2016
- "Uhh, there's a problem with this code... it exists." Ian, 3/19/2016
- "I'd bet $10,000 that this doesn't finish in my lifetime." Sean, 3/19/2016
- "Inventing things is fun until you see that [someone] has made something just like it for 20 cents." Fred 3/20/2016
- "No, Emily, we don't put commas in the middle of words!" "Why not, though? We should put comm,as in the middle of words!" Lenna and Emily, 3/22/2016
- "It could take next to no time, it could take literally forever. 30 trillion trillion years is the average." Ian, 3/22/2016
- "Joe's sitting on his phone, gonna get a robot up his nose..." Flint, 3/26/2016
- "It's just all-out war. The Sketchers vs the dance flats." Jared, 3/29/2016
- "How do you know Ian's password?" "...3l337 h@x0rz?" Jared and Patrick, 3/29/2016
- "Stop orchestring. I saw that sheet music." Joe, 3/29/2016
- "You broke the chair..." Lenna, 3/29/2016
- "It drags back a banana peel!" *incoherent noises* Yana, 3/31/2016
- "Peg Bergin?" "Print..." "Peg Print?" Kim, Peg, and Kim, 3/31/2016
- "What's up with this wire?" "That's a rubber band." "Piss off." "It's a hairband." Joe, Mai-Linh, Joe, and Mai-Linh, 4/5/2016
- "Robotics is home; family is a club." Lenna, 4/3/2016
- "I have so many extracurriculars then! Homework, sleep, family, school..." Katie, 4/3/2016
- "That's not how you spell." "Yeah, fight me." Ian and Patrick, 4/4/2016
- "Hey Ian." "Yeah." Joe and Patrick (not Ian), 4/4/2016
- "Is this a legit role, or can I delete it?" "No. Yes." Joe and Ian, 4/4/2016
- "Back when I SMS'ed people once in ever..." Patrick, 4/4/2016
- "RIP in spaghetti, never forghetti." Patrick, 4/4/2016
- "MOM. NO. You're not supposed to do that [read the Terms of Service]. You're supposed to sell yourself into slavery." Patrick, 4/5/2016
- "My mom drove over this [phone] with her truck. It's bigger than Joe's truck." "Your phone is bigger than Joe's truck?" Patrick and Ian, 4/5/2016
- "WoW is so much better than WoW." "WoW, I can't believe you just said that." Jake and Patrick, comparing World of Warships to World of Warcraft
- "Andrew, look! I fixed my phone! It's now a sandwich." Patrick, 4/5/2016
- "I can't quite reach it. It's a little hard to move when your knees have... knees in them." Patrick 4/5/2016
- "...the guy in the hat. The guy who is the hat." Patrick, 4/7/2016
- "It's like being in the world's most comfortable straightjacket." Patrick, 4/7/2016
- "You can adjust the RPM on the snooter. What is it snooting?" Naoki, 4/7/2016
- "I didn't want to put my real pants on." Katie, 4/8/2016
- "I didn't anything not do nothing." Patrick, 4/9/2016
- "No, sleeping is biannual." Naoki, 4/9/2016
- "Yes, dogs are real." Naoki, 4/9/2016
- "Why are there Portland police?" "Because we're in Portland." "Good point." Patrick, Mr. Oney, and Patrick, sometime during Regionals
- "Puns can be serious too!" Patrick, sometime during Regionals
- "You can see Mt. Rainier and Mt. St. Helens from here!" "Not from Mars you can't." Katie and Patrick, sometime during Regionals
- "It's because we have to perform hourly sacrifices to Satan." "WHAT?!?!" Lenna and Patrick, sometime during Regionals
- "We're all magnifying each other's insanity." Suzy, sometime during Regionals
- "It's like 10 seconds of Morgan Freeman-ism." Ian, 4/11/2016
- "I blew up a few balloons..." "'Blew up' has gained an entirely new meaning after this conversation." Naoki and Ian, 4/11/2016
- "Maybe next time we should invest in some nitroglycerin." Naoki, 4/11/2016
- "I was talking to Keelan, and I think we need some explosions." Naoki, 4/11/2016
- "You're just are bad at reading." Ian, 4/11/2016
- "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrggghhh." 5V DC motor running at 12V, 4/11/2016
- "There's definitely a nice smell of losing IQ points every second." Ian, 4/11/2016
- "Is hot sauce a conductor?" Ian/ 4/11/2016
- *Fumbles boulder* "Welcome to software!" Lenna and Ian, 4/12/2016
- "I'm going to die, alone, if I keep playing this game." "You're going to die alone no matter what." Jared and Lenna, 5/17/2016
- "Keelan is my son-in-law." Mai-Linh, 5/26/2016
- "I'm so looking forward to making our portcullis into a guillotine." Mai-Linh, 5/26/2016
- "You could have just taken the -out out." Joe, 5/26/2016
- "All your hours are belong to us." Ian, 5/26/2016
- "I don't think we can have profanity in titles." "It's an unofficial title." Lenna and Ben, 5/26/2016
- "You can't just PRESS the button, you have to MASSAGE the button." Ian, 5/31/2016
- "I have a headache. You smell nice." Katie, 5/31/2016
- "Ian, what are we waiting for?" "The universe to stop expanding." Jackson and Emily, 5/31/2016
- "And by America, we mean the club, robotics..." Jared, 5/31/2016
- "Everything I say is quoteworthy." Alex, 5/31/2016
- "I don't think I'm officially allowed to condone violence." Lenna, 5/31/2016
- "Jackson is doing the violence!" Jared 5/31/2016
- Something along the lines of "Doug disowned Andrew, so I adopted him [Andrew]. Andrew then married Keelan and became mother to Joe.
" Mai-Linh, 6/7/2016
- "Are you guys playing tag?" "If only it made that much sense." Civilian and Lenna, on her, Katie's and Ian's activities, 6/9/2016
- "I forGOT one. AAEEUGGHH.", Katie, 6/9/2016
- *pressing left arrow key incessantly* "Google should let it loop around." Katie, 6/9/2016