• "u got bamboozeled - the wings" "i did - yeah" Patrick and Ian, 1/8/18
• "I'm technically hispanic." Tom, 1/13/18
• "Get a new Roborio." "Order it, Amazon delivers." Doug and Andrew, 1/14/18
• "8/12 is 3/4 of 1/2" Patrick, 1/16/18
• "it's like a frictionally thing... that's not a thing" Joe, 1/16/18
• "Nobody but raccoons should have rights." Andrew, 1/18/18
• "right triangle-pathagros thought beans contained restless souls" Jacob, 1/20/18
• "Where's all my strippers?" Andrew, 1/25/18
• "That's my goal in life, to live forever as a meme." Rob, 2/1/18
• "No, but I've never played with any girls!" Ben, 2/1/18
• “Lift Matt! Lift with your scrawny nerd arms!” Olaf, 2/2/18
• "I'm a good sucker, but i'm not a good blower." Michael, 2/8/18
• "Are you just eating bread?" "No, it's rootbeer." Joey and Patrick, 2/8/18
• "Because 0 is larger than 9." Patrick, 2/9/18
• "Where is the 'u'?" "There is no 'u'!" Patrick and Joe doing Calculus, 2/9/18
• "I can just hide food in my nose." Drew, 2/10/18
• "Let's get a new heat gun and make the old one into a microwave!" "Hell yeah!" Greg and Andrew, 2/11/18
• "We're buying a new heat gun so there is no reason not to make the old one into a microwave." Greg to the Team, 2/11/18
• "I am a productive member of society, I swear!" Katie, 2/12/2018
• "My new aesthetic is full punk with a sub-layer of bet-on-it (by Troy Bolton)" Mai-Linh, 2/13/18
• "what text?" *makes "puppy dies" face* Drew, 2/13/18
• "Is your sister the really Asian one with bangs?" Katie, 2/13/18
• "2nd amendment too strong, pls nerf" Patrick, 2/17/18
• "My dad is a vaccine scientist, so he designs ways to turn people into reptilians." Greg, 2/18/18
• "Nothing can fit in my holes!" Tim, 2/19/2018
• "Do you ever feel your hands cramping and you're like 'too late, guess I'll get arthritis'?" Greg, 2/20/18
• "Cows aren't hot." Calvin, 2/20/18
• "Is this like castling in chess?" "Yes, but more nonconsensual." Patrick and Joe, 2/20/18
• "This is Shari's, not a strip club!" Thomas - Shari’s waiter and former team member, 2/20/18
• "I'd be down to let Rob read me bedtime stories." Greg, 3/2/18
• "Just tell me to, and I'll touch it." Joe, 3/2/18
• "Raw, unadulterated, Michael." Patrick, 3/4/18
• "If nothing works, it's my fault." Greg, 3/10/18
• *Greg runs motor* "Oh hey its not on fire!" *sparks and smoke shoot out of motor* "Nevermind." Greg, 3/11/18
• "Rob is already Darth Maul, ready to get on 405." Patrick Q, 3/15/18
• "Can we wear tighty-whities to comp?" "They're basically white pants." "Please no." Thomas, Patrick Q., and Mai-Linh 3/16/18