- "Why hasn't natural selection claimed me yet?" Dan, 1/13/19
- "Everything is invisible until you look at it." Andrew, 1/13/19
- "I could see Helen as a single mother." Luke, 1/13/19
- "Lettuce is expression" Sanjana, 1/13/19
- "I don't try to be a thot, it just happens." Rebecca, 1/13/19
- "I thought they came like a regular nut, then they became un-nutted, then they became re-nutted." (referring to shelled pistachios) Juli and Sanjana, 1/18/19
- "You're not straight!" Doug, to Jay, 1/19/19
- "I need the recipe for that." "The chicken or the lithium grease?" Max and Matt, 1/21/19
- "I just snorted coke!" (coke, the soft drink) Amira, 1/22/19
- "Doug, what's a pamplemousse ('grapefruit in French)?" "Pamplemousse, pamplemousse... I know it's not a hedgehog..." Andrew and Doug, 1/29/19
- "Is it a nut? Is it a bolt? Is it a screw?" "It's a beyblade." Serena and Sanjana, 2/2/19
- "There's geeses, there's gooses, there's cowses, so it must be calipiyas. (Caliper, plural.)" Tim, 2/2/19
- "How does it feel to be turned on?!" Evan, 2/7/19
- "WHERE ARE MY NUTS?!" Helen, 2/17/19
- "I have a lot of "dandruff"." "You must be going through puberty." Greg and Jay, as Jay pours metal shavings into Greg's hair, 2/17/19
- "Bruh momentum." "BRUH'NERTIA" Andrew and Evan, 2/17/19
- "Is Michigan in chicago?" Amira, 2/17/19
- "I don't defeat diabetes, I get it" Sanjana, 2/20/19
- "I just shot someone, that's all I did" Sam, 3/1/19
- "That's not spooning. that's like knife and.... crouton" Amira, 3/16/19
- "I'm gonna say the n word" "Narwhal??" Ayden and Sanjana, 3/30/19
- "We did a variety of dances." "Yeah, first we default danced, then Jay and I flossed while Helen and Greg fixed the robot." Helen and Sanjana, 3/30/19
- "Hi, we're team 3141, the piron iatriots." Pranuti, 4/1/19
- "I'm gonna do the worm" "No, you're just humping him." Greg and Dhruv, 4/5/2019